Buck Bomb or Bust?
So Dick's Sporting Goods had jumbo Buck Bomb (33% more) on sale for $5 per can. What the heck, thinks I, for I have surely wasted more money or dumber things before. So I pick up two cans: Doe in Heat Urine, and All Season Scent.
Now, if you are not familiar with Buck Bomb, it's a pressurized aerosol can of scent. You put it on the ground, push the button, and it disperses scent like you are fumigating your house. Take a look at the product:
Now, if you are not familiar with Buck Bomb, it's a pressurized aerosol can of scent. You put it on the ground, push the button, and it disperses scent like you are fumigating your house. Take a look at the product:
My intent was to take the All Season can out on my next trip to the woods. Oops, I grabbed the wrong can. Oh well. Even though it's a bit early for the rut, I figure that desperate times call for desperate measures. I went ahead and decided to use the Doe in Heat can anyway.
So I cut off the lid. Yes, cut off the lid. They are taped on so no one accidentally hits the button - cause once you start these things - there is no stopping them. I set it on the ground and pushed the button. Word to the wise - these things spray Straight Up! I got my gloves soaked with doe urine. For those not fortunate enough to know the smell, allow me to steal a line from Anchor Man - it smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
What was even more awesome was that I did not hit the button long enough to make it go full auto - and thus, got to do it again. This time I stood back and pressed from the side.
Now the commercials will show you this wonderful mist spraying up into the air about 4 feet. Not so much. I was lucky to get two feet. Maybe my can was defective? Maybe there was not enough aerosol to get 33% more out? Regardless, I walked about 10 yards away, but not downwind, and hid in the fence row awaiting the amorous bucks to come running to the can.
What I got instead was a hissing sound from the bomb and no deer.
I did see the turkeys again. Too bad Fall Turkey Season does not come back in until December.
I left to help the neighbor track a buck he shot last night and returned to pick up the can 2 hours later. It was still hissing. Brown goop was still coming out. No way that's going in my pocket nor in my truck. I tossed it into the fence line with hopes of picking it up later when it has expired. Hell, for all I know it's still hissing.
Not sure that was a truly honest field test. I will try the other can before passing judgement. It has a way to go before I'm impressed.
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